It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
— me to all my friends w/ dogs (via babyferaligator)
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
congratulations if i’m following u
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first